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Aule
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The Shimmering Dinette
« Thread started on: Feb 17th, 2003, 4:07pm » |
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Welcome to the all new Shimmering Dinette! Come, sit and enjoy the BEST food and drink in all of Arda. Here, have a menu.
Appetizers:
Deep-Fried Orc Fingers- Orc fingers deep fried in a batter
Simbelmyne Salad- tossed salad with Simbelmyne dressing
Easterling Soup- Easterling in a broth
Entres:
Lembas Waffles with Mallorn Syrup- heart waffles
Poached Ruhn Fish- Fresh fish from Lake Ruhn
Warg Steak- T-bone of Warg
Goblin Lettuce and Tomato Sandwich- GLT on Cram Bread
Dessert:
Goblin Fudge Sundae- 2 scoops ice cream with hot fudge
Old Toby Cheesecake- *special*
Ent Leaf Pie- light delicious cheesecake; filling made of Ent leaves
Beverages: Ale, Draught, Mead, Whiskey, Gin, Sctoch, VODKA, Port, Wine, Champagne, Dacharies, Water, Fruit Tea (just for you Celebrian), and Cider for the kiddies.  .
I will be right back to take your order, and Dwalin will be your waiter this evening. Enjoy 
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Thranduil
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Re: The Shimmering Dinette
« Reply #1 on: Feb 17th, 2003, 4:11pm » |
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* Thranduil comes in and sees the figure of Aule the Vala."Mea govannen Aule.Man I whished I was a dwarf." sayed Thranduil and sat down near Aule."I just want to ask you something but it is rather foolish." sayed the dwarf and ordered some fruit tea(I like fruit tea as well Minya.Seems that we have lots of thing in comon). *
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Re: The Shimmering Dinette
« Reply #2 on: Feb 17th, 2003, 4:55pm » |
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I would like some Easterling soup, some Lembas waffles with Mallorn Syrup, someGoblin fudge Sundae, and some Cider.
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Re: The Shimmering Dinette
« Reply #3 on: Feb 17th, 2003, 5:05pm » |
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*Radagast enters and sits at the counter* Hello there my dear friend Aule! How's things going? I heard something about some sort of problems around here... But first things first!!! HEHE! I0ll have Lembas Waffles with Mallorn Syrup and a glass of VODKA with lemon, if you have!
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As asas servem pra voar. Para sonhar ou pra planar, visitar, espreitar, espiar mil casas no ar.
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Aule
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Re: The Shimmering Dinette
« Reply #4 on: Feb 17th, 2003, 5:24pm » |
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Why, hello all. *this is the busiest we have been in a week* I will go cook that up right now. *Aule mutters to himself: "Bless my toes, if they arcered any more food, we would have had to close early"* *Comes back 15 min later with a million plates on his arms* Where is Dwalin, he is supposed to do this. Oh, yes he is stick in below zero temperatures beaten by hail, snow, ice, wind and rain. I suddenly feel much better about living a mile under ground. Oh sorry fellas, here's you meal. *puts plates down* Enjoy the VODKA *" where are my pills, my hyperactivity is kicking up again"* *storms into kitchen wondering when Orome will finish. I wonder if he could bring me a live Goblin next time, we need a target for darts*
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Re: The Shimmering Dinette
« Reply #5 on: Feb 19th, 2003, 06:41am » |
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Eomer enters in the room all wet and with his clothes teared off and says to Aule:
"I am very hungry Aule i want Deep-Fried Orc Fingers, Simbelmyne Salad, Easterling Soup, and Huorn Bark Chips for appetizer. For entries i want Lembas Waffles with Mallorn Syrup, Elanor PancakesLune Fish Fillet, Ruhn Sushi, Warg Steak, Goblin Lettuce and Tomato (GLT) on Cram. For desert i would like a cheesecake and to drink i would have Ale, Draught, Mead, Whiskey, Gin, Sctoch, VODKA, Port, Wine, Champagne, Dacharies i think thats all. Ohh and hurry up i am starved i just came from fixing my problem."
LOL
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Karn Slickblade
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Re: The Shimmering Dinette
« Reply #6 on: Feb 19th, 2003, 12:38pm » |
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*Dwalin runs off to fill Eomers orders, Thinking to himself, "does Eomer have worms"?, " How can one human fit all that in"?.*
*Serving wench brings Eomers orders, followed by Dwalin* " I hope our stables are adequate enough for your kingly steed good Eomer", "And will you be needing any accomidations in our traveling dignitary level"?.
*Dwalin then has the resident hobbit secretly pick-pocket the key's to Eomers horse, because dwarves dont let friends ride drunk!*
( Ok, thats not funny, sorry )*
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Darkness ensues in the wake of my stealthy blade, doom and war where my hammer falls. I am the assassin.
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Saruman
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Re: The Shimmering Dinette
« Reply #7 on: Feb 20th, 2003, 11:25pm » |
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No, they won't let them drive drunk, but they'll do just about everything else.
Anyway, now that I've skipped off to Orthanc to pick up some robes, I feel much better.
I'll just have some Easterling soup and a Fruit Tea (no alcohol, I'm trying to kick the hobbit - I mean habit.)
*looks around and realizes this isn't the restaurant Saruman left her suitcases in*
*screams*
MY PALANTIR WAS IN ONE OF THOSE SUITCASES! Fruit tea... must have fruit tea... Ah, forget it. *sips from bottle of Butterscotch Schnapps.* Old Hobbits die hard. I mean habits.
Anyway, I am now missing about twenty suitcases. They were white, and were identified with a white hand. If anyone finds them, please notify me as soon as possible.
Anyway, don't panic. Don't panic. Don't panic. [think Ford Prefect.]
*panics*
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Bring it on, Osse.
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Aule
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Re: The Shimmering Dinette
« Reply #8 on: Feb 20th, 2003, 11:56pm » |
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Wow, Eomer, here, have some more VODKA, it will make you fell better, well, number. You know, number/more numb.
Saruman, why kick hobbits, uh, habits(nuns clothing)? I am a VODKA and tranquilizer addict. Well, here's your food.*aule sits with saruman discussing the remaining suitcases*
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Re: The Shimmering Dinette
« Reply #9 on: Feb 22nd, 2003, 02:26am » |
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Hello all!
Thought I'd stop by for some food, I think I will have some Lembas Waffles with Mallorn Syrup, and some ale to wash it down with cheers.
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Aule
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Re: The Shimmering Dinette
« Reply #10 on: Feb 22nd, 2003, 02:42am » |
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*Alcarinque wakes Aule from his drooling sleep.* Huh... Oh, yeah *yawn* Coming right up. I really like those waffles, do you mind if I make some and come sit with you, I am gonna close up after this anyway. (lol, are you watching cheers on TV too That is what I am watching right now.)
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Re: The Shimmering Dinette
« Reply #11 on: Feb 22nd, 2003, 06:58am » |
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Celebrian comes in
Aww, Fruit Tea! And just for me? How cute, thank you Aule, I feel so honoured! 
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Theoden
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Re: The Shimmering Dinette
« Reply #12 on: Feb 22nd, 2003, 1:23pm » |
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I would like some Fruit Tea too
But not toomuch
I get dizzy of it
Howcome?
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Re: The Shimmering Dinette
« Reply #13 on: Feb 22nd, 2003, 2:35pm » |
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Actually I do not know why Theoden.
Maybe coz It's alcohol free? 
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Re: The Shimmering Dinette
« Reply #14 on: Feb 22nd, 2003, 4:39pm » |
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I know that's what did it for me, LOL. Well here you go Celebrian, a nice tall glass. And for you Theoden, the child's glass . you said you didn't want much. I myself am going to get wated on Vodka in the back room, wake if another customer comes in.
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